1 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:29,791 The Yugoslav People's Army was formed during 2 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:31,996 World War II by a communist leader Josip Broz Tito. 3 00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:34,116 For 50 years, this army symbolised the unity 4 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:36,311 of multi-ethnic Yugoslavia. 5 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:38,956 All men aged between 18 and 27 had to serve 6 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:43,358 at least a year in one of its multi-ethnic units. 7 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:16,917 Featuring 8 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,310 In a Rajko Grlic film 9 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:36,035 BORDER POST 10 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:47,989 Hey, I'm an honest girl... 11 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,395 I know, no need to explain. 12 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:52,432 You can spot it from a mile away. 13 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:03,239 If you don't show up tonight, I'll send the MPs after you. 14 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,630 Yes, ma'am! Wow! 15 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:15,910 My only one, I love you so... 16 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:25,670 Thus ended yet another traditional encounter 17 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:28,440 between Youth and the Army, to mutual satisfaction. 18 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:29,834 Gimme a smoke. 19 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:34,074 C'mon, I can't count on you for absolutely anything. 20 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:35,872 What kind of a pal are you? 21 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,913 Where's your girl? Gone? 22 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:42,192 Instead of taking her to bed and giving her a teddy bear 23 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:46,393 before bedtime, you let her go. How does that look? 24 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,670 Do you know what the primary task 25 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:51,075 of each soldier in the Army is? 26 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,794 The peaceful sleep of the civilian population. 27 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:06,157 Lake Ohrid, 1987 The Yugoslav-Albanian border 28 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:10,433 Doc, I'm not at all satisfied with your dedication to duty. 29 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:13,791 You've got potential, but you're just plain lazy. 30 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,513 Come tomorrow you'll be a gynaecologist, 31 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:19,434 a cunt-meister, you need to practice 24/7. 32 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:21,358 She's right in front of you with cock in her eyes, 33 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:23,949 but you do nothing. - She didn't have cock in her eyes. 34 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:25,752 Yes, doc, she did. 35 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:28,235 I saw it, but man, you have to work the girl a bit, 36 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:30,317 give her the talk, and bullshit her. 37 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:33,279 Ask her 'bout her family, or her favourite book. 38 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,630 You know what my favourite book is? The Little Prince. 39 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,159 You can't imagine how much pussy I got 40 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,276 on account of that book. A beautiful book. 41 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:48,114 Wow! Teddy bears! And you say nothing. 42 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:50,390 A gentleman never tells. 43 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:57,272 Pasic. - No, it isn't. 44 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:58,799 Yes, it is. Listen. 45 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:05,631 Really. Motherfucker. 46 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:13,679 He's early today. Last one eats shit! 47 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:25,398 Paunovic, the young hope of Belgrade athletics holds 48 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:28,398 a huge advantage over the once legendary Siriscevic 49 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:34,271 from Split. Paunovic is in top shape 50 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:38,389 and we can see he will go on to win the race. 51 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:41,870 Like hell he will! - And what is Siriscevic doing now? 52 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:48,189 Did the Olympic Committee see this? - You fuck! - Hurdles. 53 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:04,669 After an unfair move bound to be sanctioned by the lOC, 54 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,872 Siriscevic takes an insignificant lead again, 55 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,355 but we hope justice... 56 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:16,551 Fucking hell! - C'mon. - And the boot? - Fuck it. 57 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,671 Attention! Saluteto the right! 58 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:56,435 Comrade Lieutenant, all present and accounted for. 59 00:05:57,160 --> 00:06:00,311 Paunovic, why aren't you wearing your boots? 60 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:02,397 Being washed, comrade lieutenant. 61 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:05,873 You've taken your boots to be washed? 62 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:07,957 No, comrade lieutenant, the laundry told me 63 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,594 they don't do boots, so I had to wash them myself. 64 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,552 Your boots!? - Yes, Comrade Lieutenant. 65 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:19,555 With soap and hot water, Sir. 66 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:22,473 Are you fucking with me, Paunovic? 67 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:25,200 I am not fucking with you, Comrade Lieutenant. - You are! 68 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:27,476 Listen, you might have spent 69 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:29,756 years fucking those Belgrade doctors 70 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:32,952 with your story about being mad, but not me. 71 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:37,955 Not me. I'll fuck your aunt in the spleen. 72 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:40,914 Asshole! 73 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:47,073 Yes, Comrade Lieutenant! 74 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:54,800 Comrade Lieutenant, all present and accounted for. 75 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:55,073 Comrade Lieutenant, all present and accounted for. 76 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:02,796 Forget the spam, let's go. 77 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:16,628 Eagle two, patrol check, over. - Copy that. - Squad leader! 78 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,399 This morning a scientific conference opened in Titograd, 79 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:23,589 entitled 'After Tito: Tito'. 80 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,392 Participants include distinguished scientists 81 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:27,113 and Academy members from all socialist republics... 82 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:31,677 Thanks, man. - Workers from the Tito Industrial 83 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:34,075 Plant in Skopje visited the birthplace of Comrade Tito, 84 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:37,551 the greatest son of our Nation and nationalities... 85 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:53,037 ...Slobodan Milosevic from the Serbian Communist Party 86 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:58,519 to visit Kosovo... - Bravo, man! 87 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,835 I know if I lived for a thousand years, 88 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:08,230 my whole life would fit in a day... 89 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,593 I know if I lived for a thousand years... 90 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,756 Doctor, Pasic needs you! 91 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,236 He'll fuck you in the ass! 92 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:23,233 Oh, no, he prefers when I suck his dick. 93 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:26,469 Yes. 94 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:33,118 Comrade Lieutenant, reporting for duty, sir! 95 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:42,236 How about a drink, Siriscevic? - No, thank you. 96 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:46,517 We don't have to be so formal. 97 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:50,474 No, it's just too early for me. - Fine. 98 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:57,193 Lock the door. - You want me to lock the door? 99 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:04,997 The situation is fucked up and I need a man 100 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:09,239 I can trust completely. I need your communist word of honour 101 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,355 that nothing said in this room... 102 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:12,232 Excuse me, Sir, I'm not in the Communist Party. 103 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:17,116 You're not? - No. - Why did I think you were in the Party? 104 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:25,230 All right then. Are you a man I can trust? 105 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:28,273 Well, it depends. - On what? Are you or are you not? 106 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,311 It depends on how dangerous it is. 107 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:32,795 I mean, I don't really want to get killed. 108 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:36,396 It's not dangerous. All you Have to do is keep quiet. 109 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:39,956 Do you know how to keep quiet? - I do. I do. - Sit down. 110 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:51,798 What you're about to see, you never saw it, alright? 111 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:03,315 Don't be afraid! - I don't get it. 112 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,397 Easy, easy. Take a look at this. 113 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:08,474 What is this? - I don't fucking know, you're the doctor, 114 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:10,198 you tell me. 115 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:15,274 I should wash my hands. - Fuck your hands. 116 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:30,632 Does it hurt? - A bit. 117 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:39,716 Syphilis, Comrade Lieutenant. - Syphilis? 118 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:43,509 For real? - For real. 119 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:50,073 Fucking hell! 120 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:56,758 Have you had contacts with... 121 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,514 I mean... a person of 122 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:04,116 suspicious sexual habits in the past two or three weeks? 123 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:08,552 Pussies! - More than one? - No, no, I mean my friends, 124 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,478 all of them pussies, they laughed when I went off 125 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:12,915 with that whore. - When did you notice this? 126 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:14,838 This morning. - Have you seen a doctor yet? 127 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:17,076 I went in there and I came out. 128 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:21,911 And? Did a doctor examine you? - No. Shit, I got scared. 129 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,315 It's not easy, Siriscevic. I went in, and they asked 130 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:25,714 'Where's your file'. 131 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:28,388 As soon as I heard 'file', I froze. I don't want this 132 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,876 to be on my file. I'm about to be transferred out of here! 133 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,554 But, it's a medical file, not a personnel file. 134 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:38,389 Yeah, right. It all ends up in the same place. 135 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:46,236 And are you sure it's not this new thing 136 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:52,197 the papers are writing about? - AIDS? - Yes. - No, it isn't. 137 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:55,513 You'll treat it! - Hold on, it doesn't work that way. 138 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:57,995 How long does it take? To get rid of it? 139 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:02,677 For syphilis, it's at least three weeks. 140 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:05,319 You need to do it for me, man. 141 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:06,800 I can't face my wife with this! 142 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:06,993 I can't face my wife with this! 143 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:09,548 Attention! 144 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,668 Comrades! 145 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:30,837 The situation is becoming unexpectedly complicated. 146 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:33,715 The Albanians are lining up their troops on our border. 147 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:36,679 Again!? - Paunovic, you wanted to say something? 148 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:39,474 Nothing, sorry, sir. - No, go ahead, say it. 149 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:41,671 If it's important, we should all hear it. 150 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:44,599 Sir, those Albanians just don't know 151 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:46,876 how to live like normal people, to have fun, 152 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,469 go to the movies, chase girls... whatever. 153 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:51,750 All they do is line up! 154 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:55,236 I've really had it with their fucking lining up! 155 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,308 Sit down. 156 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,995 Comrades, I would also like to chase girls like Paunovic, 157 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:06,835 but the Albanian machine-guns out there have us in their 158 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:12,996 sight 24 hours a day. You know that the enemy never sleeps, 159 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,709 and we won't either. 160 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:19,715 For as long as this continues no one leaves the border post. 161 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,314 All leaves and weekend passes 162 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,670 granted earlier are hereby cancelled. 163 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:26,872 Sir, my leave starts today, a train to Zagreb leaves tonight 164 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:30,356 Since you're still here, you're not going anywhere! 165 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:33,916 Any other questions? - And this is for how long, sir? 166 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,991 Until further notice. - Roughly? 167 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,679 The information available to me indicates that this 168 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:41,031 will be no less than three weeks. - Shit! 169 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,476 Three weeks! - Silence! 170 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,391 If it makes things any easier- 171 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,636 whatever goes for you, goes for me too. 172 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:54,389 I can't leave the post for the next 21 days either. 173 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,318 The only thing I did was to send Siriscevic 174 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:59,114 to get us the medical supplies we need. 175 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:03,836 Prepare for full combat activity. 176 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,996 This post is going to be a fortress 177 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,515 that our enemy will choke on. 178 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,518 Attention! 179 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:55,555 Comrade Colonel, Sir. Everything is in order, Sir. 180 00:14:55,840 --> 00:15:00,914 Stop! You, you're crushing my petunias... Stop! 181 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:10,074 For God's sake! Fuck you! Plants produce oxygen for us. 182 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:13,113 If there were no plants, we'd have no air to breathe. 183 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,679 Every time a plant is destroyed, 184 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,235 it's a crime against humanity. Get it? 185 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,750 That's it, it's gone. 186 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,672 Fucking hell. 187 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,478 Hey! Cut it out! 188 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,117 At least, close the window! 189 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,549 Fuck him. There's nothing about it on the fucking news. 190 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,155 About what? - About the Albanians lining up. 191 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,356 As if they'd put something like this on the news. 192 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,636 You've no idea how many things like this have happened 193 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:15,389 and people had no idea. -So how come that you know about them? 194 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,829 Guys, I'll get screwed over this. 195 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,234 Why bother explaining it to him? 196 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,958 I want to. People know things happen, 197 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,116 but the army never talks about it, 198 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:25,719 not to upset the people. 199 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,229 Don't bullshit me. - You're full of shit! 200 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,392 We've been roaming this mountain like wolves 201 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,312 for the past ten months and has anyone seen anything? 202 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:35,711 Exactly. - Has anyone ever seen a single Albanian? 203 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,276 I have! - Cake shops don't count. 204 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,193 If you don't see them, it doesn't mean 205 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,756 that they're not there. - Who's gonna see them? 206 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,117 Safet Pasic when he's drunk?! - Come on, guys, that's enough! 207 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,950 For the 53rd time since the victory over Fascism 208 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,594 and for the 7th time since Tito has left us, 209 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,870 the Youth Relay, on its journey across Yugoslavia, 210 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,235 has arrived in Kosovo. 211 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,231 Passed from hand to hand by pioneers and youths, 212 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,432 workers and peasants, it will demonstrate yet again 213 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,949 that we are determined to continue along Tito's path. 214 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,993 When it finally arrives at the Yugoslav People's Army 215 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,397 Stadium on Tito's birthday... - What is this? 216 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,075 Assemble your weapons and get out! 217 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,549 Who told you to take your helmets off? 218 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,272 You're such a weasel. 219 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,038 You should give him one extencillin a week 220 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:36,437 and let him fuck himself. Sorry, I have none. 221 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:40,192 I only have penicillin, and I'm low on that too. 222 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:43,876 And this fucker of yours, what's he like? - He's a cunt. 223 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:47,311 So why worry? - No choice. On top of that, 224 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,351 I must tell his wife that he won't be coming home 225 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:53,075 for three weeks. - I see, until we get his dick sorted out 226 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,475 we're at war with Albania! 227 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:07,472 Who are you looking for? - Lieutenant Pasic sent me! 228 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:08,908 Come on up. 229 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:26,116 Lieutenant Pasic... - Yes? - He sent me to tell you... 230 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:29,198 So, what does Lieut. Pasic want? - There are problems 231 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,157 at the border, so he wants you to know 232 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,191 that he won't be coming home for a while. 233 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,389 Problems at the border? 234 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,318 Well, you know... Troop movement 235 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,948 was observed on the Albanian side so an alert was declared 236 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,151 and no one may leave the border post. 237 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:44,875 So how come you left? - Secretly. Lieut. Pasic 238 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,230 allowed me to sneak out to give you this message. 239 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:51,638 And why didn't Lieutenant Pasic sneak out himself? 240 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,594 I see. 241 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,838 Can you spare five minutes to help me with something? 242 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:08,231 Where are you from? - Split. - From Split itself? 243 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:11,238 Yes, the city of Split. - On the coast? - Yes. 244 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:17,479 Do people swim there? - It is quite common in the summer. 245 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,036 And you sing. - Excuse me? 246 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,235 You people from Dalmatia, all you do is swim and sing 247 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,078 and care about nothing. 248 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:31,197 When Nadalina bathes her toes, in the sea... 249 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:35,313 You sing nicely. - I used to sing. - What did you study? 250 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:39,479 Social work. I'm two exams short of finishing first year. 251 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:42,990 And you? Are you studying? - I have a degree in medicine. 252 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,634 Really? A doctor! 253 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:15,470 A doctor! You can't imagine how I wish 254 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,154 I'd finished my degree. Come on, sit down. 255 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,278 It's never too late. - It's not about being late, but where? 256 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:25,514 Here? And a married woman has stuff to do. 257 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,558 Hey, Dalmatian Boy, do you have a girlfriend? 258 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:32,156 No... Not at the moment. - Was it long relationship? 259 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:36,754 Almost four years. - And what happened? 260 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,794 Nothing. Doesn't matter. 261 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:45,718 She screwed you over. She said she'd wait, but she didn't. 262 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:51,239 Miss her? - I miss all kinds of things! 263 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:57,475 So do l! - Eh... 264 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,712 Where are you, heroes? 265 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,593 Albanians! I fuck your mothers! 266 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,837 Leave the Albanians alone. Dinner is ready. 267 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,279 What the fuck is he up to? 268 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,550 Carried by The youth of Kosovo, 269 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,678 this afternoon the Youth Relay Baton will continue to 270 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,036 the village of Brodsane where it will take rest overnight. 271 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,708 Did you hear this? The baton will take a rest overnight? 272 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,952 Who's going to tuck it in?! - The Mayor! He tucks it in, 273 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,071 He tucks it in, kisses its forehead, 274 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,515 switches off the light and the tired Youth Relay Baton 275 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,239 falls asleep immediately! - And what does it dream about? 276 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,198 It dreams about Comrade Tito! 277 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:51,674 Continuing our program, we will now hear a report 278 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,440 from the village of Joldic. Our reporter there spoke 279 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,950 to a 68-year old Fadil Joldic, a retired shoemaker... 280 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,276 Who wants more? - I do! Pass the mustard. 281 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,357 C'mon, please be quiet. 282 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,597 ...who decided again this year to travel on foot 283 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,268 from his village in Bosnia and Herzegovina, to Belgrade, 284 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:11,519 to pay his respects to comrade Tito at his grave in Dedinje. 285 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:15,918 Comrade Fadil, what does a man need for a journey like that: 286 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:18,111 Firm faith in brotherhood and unity; 287 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:21,517 determination to follow the ideas of socialist revolution 288 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,915 the immortal legacy of Comrade Tito that he left 289 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:28,750 for all of us? Which is he most important? - Shoes! 290 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:44,235 Nadalina, if you were mine, you'd fuck a gentleman... 291 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:45,953 Stop! Who's there? 292 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,270 It's Sinisa. Stop blinding me with that light. 293 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,199 Shhh. - Gvozdenovic, what's that thing 294 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:53,271 growing out of your head? - Where have you been? 295 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,398 Why are all the lights out?! - Didn't you hear my question? 296 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,239 What was it? - Where have you been? 297 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:03,276 I had some errands in town. - Got all the medical supplies? 298 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:07,312 Why the fuck do you care? - There's this shit 299 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,829 with the Albanians, man, and you're fucking around. 300 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:12,755 Yes. 301 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,953 Got it? - Yes. 302 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,719 Over the next 3 weeks, you have to find time 303 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,076 for the two of us every single day. 304 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,192 You have to have twenty one shots. 305 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,119 How many? - Twenty one. - What do you mean 21? 306 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,629 You said 3 shots in 3 weeks. - I know I said that. 307 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:35,997 I was wrong. The only thing I could get was this. 308 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,668 What's that? - Penicillin. 309 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,314 There isn't enough, but we'll get some more. 310 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:45,718 This... Never mind, Sir, just drop your pants and bend over. 311 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,388 For your information, alcohol and penicillin 312 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:52,160 do not go together. - You just do your job. 313 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:55,392 Just relax. Relax, don't be so tense. 314 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,916 What's so funny? What is so fucking funny? - Nothing, sir. 315 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,514 Fuck you and your whole tribe. 316 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:07,511 Who the hell gave you your degree? - There, we're done. 317 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:18,868 Hawk two to Eagle one, Hawk two to Eagle one, copy. 318 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:24,872 Eagle one, copy. - No movement at border mark F 7, over. 319 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,550 Eagle one copy that, over. - Hawk two over and out. 320 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,831 Ljuba will get into some shit. Yesterday when Pasic said 321 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,269 there was no leave, he went nuts! 322 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,192 What did he tell you he would do? 323 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:47,710 He didn't tell me anything! - So, how do you know? 324 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:51,032 I just do. - Albanian... bang... dead... 325 00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,475 Fucking hell, he scared me. 326 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:12,591 We will fuck your mothers when we get there. 327 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:18,310 Doctor? - What is it? 328 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:23,430 Courtesy of our non-aligned Afghan brothers. - Kicks ass! 329 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,710 What's that? - Hashish! 330 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,197 Want some? - Yes! 331 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:32,596 Fucking hell, when singers start getting high, 332 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,791 the fucking end can't be far. 333 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,479 Take a hit. 334 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:44,912 Should we give him some too? - Doctor? - No. Fuck off. 335 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,917 Someone has to protect Yugoslavia. 336 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,634 Hi there. 337 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:08,630 Doctor, take this. 338 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:23,079 PROTECT BROTHERHOOD AND UNITY 339 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:27,910 LIKE THE APPLE OF YOUR EYE - JOSIP BROZ TITO 340 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,630 Hey man, you gotta see this. 341 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:40,555 Wow! 342 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:44,270 Ha? - Brilliant, man! 343 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,875 I was short of an L so I broke off a T from TITO. 344 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,838 You broke Tito? - OK, just a little. - You can't see it. 345 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,110 You shouldn't be able to fucking see it! 346 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,756 The war is at our door, and you do this kind of shit. 347 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,558 Go on, get lost. 348 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:05,595 Electric Orgasm. Now, I am totally screwed. 349 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:13,549 Pasic! 350 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,993 Hide the hash! - What does a sheep fucker know about hash? 351 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:31,798 Paunovic, what is this? 352 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:40,639 You see, sir, I thought that we should freshen up 353 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:45,072 our working environment, update these slogans so to speak, 354 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:51,515 to modernize them in a way. - Electric orgasm! - Yes. 355 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:55,116 It's this band from Belgrade. Very good. 356 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:56,958 Here, the doc can confirm. 357 00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,718 Who do you think you are fucking with?! 358 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,440 Fuck your mother! Electric orgasm! 359 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,034 Electric orgasm! 360 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,954 Paunovic, I'm fed up with your craziness! 361 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:19,031 You think you are almost out of here. 362 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,151 Well, the hell you are! 363 00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:24,477 What remains will be hell and misery for you. Horror. 364 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:28,235 For such a thing, heads will roll. Put the letters back. 365 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,716 Fuck your blood. Give him a tissue. 366 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:39,275 Comrade Lieutenant, Sir. 367 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,596 Request permission to climb down. - Go on. 368 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:57,473 Sir, I would like to go to Dedinje to pay my respects 369 00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:00,433 to Tito's legacy. - Well, 370 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,359 I'd like to fuck a famous singer, but it won't happen. 371 00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:06,358 What are you staring at? A dancing bear? Close the window! 372 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:10,155 Sir, I don't think you understood me. 373 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,351 In honour of our late president's birthday, 374 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,199 I would like to go to Belgrade on foot to visit his grave. 375 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,358 There you go again. 376 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:23,791 Sir, am I to understand this as your refusal to allow me, 377 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:27,112 a soldier of the Yugoslav Peoples' Army, to go and pay 378 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:28,799 my respects to president Tito 379 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,996 and express my gratitude for all he did for 380 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,594 the Brotherhood and Unity of our socialist community 381 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:34,835 as a whole? 382 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:40,791 What are you talking about, you idiot? - Sir, in honour 383 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,956 of our late president's birthday I'd like to go to 384 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:46,789 his grave in Belgrade on foot, and to express my gratitude 385 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:51,835 for all he did for our socialist community... 386 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,039 As a whole? 387 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:00,434 As a whole! 388 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,472 You're bullshitting me?! 389 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,515 Tell me that you're bullshitting me! 390 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,515 Do not joke with this, Paunovic. 391 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:29,792 Comrade Lieutenant, sir. 392 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,631 Permission to leave, sir. 393 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:40,598 He knows how fucking delicate this is. 394 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,993 Who could forbid a soldier to go and visit Tito's grave?! 395 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,156 Permission to speak, sir. - What, asshole? 396 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,191 Well, sir, I just wanted to... - Come back tomorrow. 397 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:52,157 Understand? - Yes, sir. 398 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:55,073 What the fuck are you laughing at? - Nothing, sir. 399 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:06,754 I am not there, I am gone. 400 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:11,596 I just want to be somewhere... 401 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,358 Where's the hash? 402 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,713 You smoked it all? You really don't give a fuck. 403 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,389 That stuff obviously works. 404 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,874 It was lethal, my friend. 405 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,238 Hey guys, I'm off. 406 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,348 All my life I've been dreaming of taking a boat 407 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,074 full of salt up a river. 408 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,357 Carrying an unforgettable love, 409 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:47,394 a thin long cigar and a pair of spurs. I am Shane. 410 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,592 I am Shane. 411 00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,752 Life on the border is dangerous and hard. 412 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:10,194 I heard a story that death rode with me. 413 00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:13,718 I am Shane. 414 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,236 Go on, shoo, shoo, get in. 415 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:33,708 Ciao! 416 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,908 Go on, shoo, shoo, get in. 417 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,039 Attention! 418 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,670 Salute to the flag! 419 00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:02,310 ...that is why today, exactly 7 years after his death, 420 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,795 the entire Yugoslavia will pay its respects, with sirens 421 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,037 and one minute of silence, to our beloved Tito. 422 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:12,109 The weather in Ohrid today will be sunny and warm... 423 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,153 Here you go. - Thank you. 424 00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:41,149 Comrade, do you need any help? 425 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,629 For me? Aren't you a nice guy? 426 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,715 Dalmatian Boy, have the Albanians attacked us yet? 427 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:51,589 No, not yet. - Oh! Now my soul is at peace... 428 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:57,428 Watch that palm tree! - On a secret mission again? 429 00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,989 I shouldn't really talk about it. 430 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:04,438 I see. If anyone asks, I never saw you. 431 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,597 Yes, I think that's best. 432 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:17,395 Are all you guys from Dalmatia like that? – Like what? 433 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:22,072 Like that, opportunistic. - And is this an opportunity? 434 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:27,512 What do you think? - You know what... - What? 435 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,196 If this is an opportunity... - What will you do if it is? 436 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,551 I wouldn't miss it. - Really? - Yeah. 437 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:37,031 Well, then, there won't be any opportunity. 438 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:42,634 I don't even know your name! - It's Sinisa! 439 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:46,236 Well, Sinisa, nice to meet you. I'm Mirjana. 440 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:02,831 If I don't kiss you I'll die. 441 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,238 Don't play with me. 442 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,909 Guys, what would happen if we came to power in Yugoslavia? 443 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:44,469 Who's we? - We, the army. - What army? 444 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:47,473 Everything's falling apart, the crisis and all, 445 00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,957 the strikes, inflation, demonstrations in Kosovo. 446 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,355 The Slovenians. They're breaking up our country. 447 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,949 I mean, it wouldn't be bad if we, the army, 448 00:35:56,160 --> 00:36:00,278 brought some order. - Doctor, the Lieutenant wants you. 449 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,278 Come here. - Why? - Let me show you something. 450 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,593 Look at this! 451 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,469 Want the entire country to look like this? 452 00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:13,914 Why wash your hands? 453 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:15,991 Pasic calls him and he washes his hands. 454 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,633 Vladika, it's called hygiene. 455 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:21,395 Some people wash their hands, even more than once a year. 456 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:22,754 Hey, Dalmatian, 457 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,713 do you know if the Albanians will fuck us around for long? 458 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,598 Why do you ask me? 459 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:29,836 You're with Pasic all the time. 460 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,115 If you don't talk about Albanians, 461 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,072 what do you talk about? - Why do you care? 462 00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,151 I don't really give a fuck. 463 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,590 I just want to know when I can go home. 464 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,279 What have I got to do with that? 465 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,596 Don't bullshit me. You're sucking up to him. 466 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,358 You're the only one allowed to go out. 467 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:49,118 Take it easy. - What does this fuck want? 468 00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:57,832 Motherfucker. 469 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,830 That fucked up friend of yours even wrote a letter. 470 00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:11,000 To make it official. 471 00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:13,674 Do you think he made this up just to go home? 472 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,440 Who? Ljuba? I don't think so. 473 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,431 If he was that desperate, he would have come up 474 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,989 with something better than this. 475 00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:23,833 That's true. You're right. - How far is it anyway? 476 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,396 From hereto Belgrade? About 5-6 hundred kilometres. 477 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,989 It's not all that bad, I calculated it. 478 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:33,994 If he walked thirty kilometres a day until the 25th of May, 479 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:37,192 he'd be there in time, maybe even a bit early. 480 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:42,198 But I just keep thinking that he'll... - Screw you? - Yes. 481 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:46,031 I notified Command. 482 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,391 Now that everything's on paper, 483 00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:50,631 there's no playing around with it. 484 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,956 Down there, they say they'll ask the Colonel. 485 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:56,237 Fucking hell, where is this all going? 486 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,237 They sent a message that salaries are in. 487 00:37:58,400 --> 00:37:59,799 Go to the barracks and take mine. 488 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,718 Don't stop at any bars on the way, 489 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:05,037 take it to my wife directly. - Nothing to worry about, sir. 490 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,790 One thing... Since you've got it... 491 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,878 Have you had any relations with your wife? 492 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,230 No! - I mean, you must know that, 493 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,556 this is serous, if you've been with your wife after you've... 494 00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,796 I said I haven't. What is it to you? 495 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,513 What is between me and my wife, 496 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,989 you ask me now and never again! 497 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,071 Once you're there, remember to bring a bottle... 498 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:28,276 Brandy? - Yesss... 499 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:33,350 Fucking hell! - It hurts? - Of course it fucking hurts. 500 00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,357 Have you given any shots before, you idiot?! 501 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,353 Well, not really. - It shows. 502 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:42,309 Just my fucking luck to get a rookie doctor 503 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,876 practicing on me. Fuck this life. 504 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:55,993 Siriscevic, do you know what sheep are? Hell you do. 505 00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:00,155 To tell you the truth, I only went to the Military Academy 506 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:03,909 in Belgrade to get away from Mt. Vlasic and the sheep. 507 00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:07,157 I remember this dream from my first year. 508 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:11,393 It's funny. I'm asleep in my room, 509 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,915 and the duty officer calls out: 510 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:17,231 'Pasic, you have visitors'. I get dressed up, 511 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:22,673 I run to the gate, and there it is - my entire flock. 512 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:27,352 And there, at the gate, three hundred sheep came to see me. 513 00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:32,799 It's stupid, really. You run away from the mountain, 514 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,992 and the army sends you to an even worse one. 515 00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:38,390 And what's the first thing you hear when you go to work? 516 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,352 Baaa-baaa. 517 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,354 Give me some! 518 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,750 You have to eat something. - Just pour me another one! 519 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,552 If only I can get a transfer. 520 00:39:56,400 --> 00:40:00,188 My wife is suffering here. You met her. 521 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:03,114 She's had it really tough. 522 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,758 Her old man died and left the four of them with no money. 523 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,399 She was the oldest. 524 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,398 Who the fuck is that now? 525 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:13,959 Take this. 526 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:21,388 Hallo? - Pasic, did you send that letter? 527 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:25,792 Yes, Comrade Colonel, yes, sir! - Did you send it? 528 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,838 Yes, sir, I sent it. Where did you find this Paunovic? 529 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,276 Well, he volunteered. He wanted to go. 530 00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:33,595 Is he a model soldier? 531 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:37,713 Not exactly, but... - A worker? - No, not really a worker. 532 00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:40,035 A student? - No, not a student either. 533 00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:42,071 Send him to me on Wednesday. - Sir? - Is that clear? 534 00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:45,670 Clear, Comrade Colonel. - I'm going to put him on TV. 535 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,474 No problem. Shall l exempt him from duty 536 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,989 and send him to you Wednesday morning. - That's right. 537 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:54,033 It'll be done, Comrade Colonel. - Clean him up a bit. 538 00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:58,791 Yes, sir. - I told you this would be a mess. 539 00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:03,199 What happened? - You know who that was? Rade the Orchidman. 540 00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:06,234 I mean, the Colonel, the garrison commander. 541 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,874 He called the TV for Paunovic. 542 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:12,032 He'd give up his own ass just to be on TV. 543 00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:13,468 I don't give a fuck. 544 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,200 I have nothing to do with this. You're my witness. 545 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,110 I have nothing to do with this. You're my witness. 546 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:34,355 The wind is blowing, my dear doctor... 547 00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:36,757 This Belgrade thing of yours 548 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,752 is becoming a fucking heavy duty. 549 00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,195 The June class is down... 550 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,358 I was in his office when Rade the Orchidman called. 551 00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:47,478 He's going to put you on TV. 552 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,357 You're getting so friendly with this maniac? - So what. 553 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,553 Attention! 554 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:59,078 You're listening to music now? Give me that radio. 555 00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:01,196 Sir, please, don't. - Give me that radio! 556 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:02,594 Don't! 557 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:09,590 Corporal, I want all radios here! Now! - Yes, sir! 558 00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:12,676 You won't make a fool out of me. 559 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:14,711 I'll turn this room upside down, 560 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,036 and whoever I find with a radio will be scraping shit 561 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,156 from the latrines for a month! 562 00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,998 How many times do I have to tell you 563 00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,720 that we're about to have a war here? How many times? 564 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:26,229 Their radar hears everything we say or do, and the signal 565 00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:30,752 from this piece of shit can tell them everything we do. 566 00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,073 And because of this piece of shit, 567 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:34,434 someone can lose their head. 568 00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:37,074 May this radio fuck your mother. 569 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,033 Fuck your mother! - Silence, silence! 570 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:50,474 Twenty-one days and counting! 571 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:55,751 ...as an expression of love for comrade Tito, the Relay Baton 572 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,753 overnighted in the Boro and Ramiz Youth Centre... 573 00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:17,312 Transfer came through? - To Postojna. - Congratulations. 574 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,479 I brought the Lieutenant's salary. 575 00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:44,996 I brought the Lieutenant's salary. 576 00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,236 I heard you the first time. 577 00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:57,193 Slowly..., watch out how you carry it down the stairs... 578 00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:01,594 You must be very close to your Lieutenant, 579 00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:04,274 he keeps sending you on errands. 580 00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:07,199 You must be a model solider. 581 00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:10,712 Well, not really. - Not a model soldier? - No. 582 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,711 Then you must be rotten. 583 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:17,671 Are you a bad boy, Dalmatian? 584 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:22,718 Sorry. 585 00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:27,670 You're such a baby! 586 00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:37,994 ...in Berlin, US president Ronald Reagan met with 587 00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,794 Russian leader Michail Gorbachev and invited him 588 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,230 to tear down the Berlin Wall... 589 00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:51,069 Listen to this. Two Albanians run towards you with bayonets. 590 00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:52,759 What do you do? Your rifle is empty, 591 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:54,234 you don't have time to reload, 592 00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:56,829 you have to think fast, what do you do? 593 00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,591 I will fuck their mothers! - No, no! Give it another try. 594 00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:02,911 Vladika, hit them with this. - Come on, you bastard, 595 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,076 you fucking idiot, do you hear me? You faggot! 596 00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,714 Gvozdenovic, if the Albanians appear, 597 00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:09,148 you'll be the first one to shit your pants. 598 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:10,833 We'll see about that. I mean, 599 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:12,598 we're practicing man-on-man combat here, 600 00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:14,353 and if you have nothing else to do, 601 00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:15,675 do it somewhere else. 602 00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:19,156 Great, you souped up the carburettor! Congratulations. 603 00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:58,750 I've been thinking a lot about you. 604 00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:00,832 I was thinking about you. 605 00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:04,231 What about? About how you're going to have me? 606 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:07,352 Admit it, I don't mind. - C'mon... - C'mon what? 607 00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,550 I don't know who attacked whom. 608 00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:13,677 If you're talking about attacking, 609 00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:15,598 I haven't even started yet. 610 00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:20,271 Will you warn me when you do? - No. 611 00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,788 Come... come now. - No, I don't want to. 612 00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:28,951 Please, I'm begging you. Come on, please. 613 00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,634 No, I don't want to. 614 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,635 It's so stupid to be a woman. 615 00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:04,633 Everything leads to goddamn marriage. 616 00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,189 Before you know how to walk, they start putting together 617 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:11,638 bed linen and towels for your dowry. 618 00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:15,393 When I went to Belgrade to study, 619 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:19,036 my mom hardly asked me about school and exams and all that, 620 00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:20,389 all she asked was 621 00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,750 'How's Safet? ' 'How are you getting along? ' 622 00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:26,032 And 'Are you planning to get married? ' 623 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:32,750 And then you get married. Mom's crying. 624 00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:37,113 Why is she crying, I kept thinking to myself. 625 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:42,713 If I had known that I was go- ing to live in this shit hole 626 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,229 on the Albanian border for five years, 627 00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:48,159 I would have cried too. 628 00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:54,915 Everything will be fine. 629 00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:58,510 No it won't. Nothing will be fine. 630 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:07,558 Dalmatian, do you know that I've never seen the sea? 631 00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:13,037 Will you show me the sea? - I will. 632 00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:20,670 Will you really? - Of course I will... 633 00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:47,031 I don't understand your Slovenian. 634 00:49:47,240 --> 00:49:48,559 What don't you understand? 635 00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:55,911 Listen, I said who would buy some hand soap that we need... 636 00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:59,510 Hawk one to Eagle three, Hawk one to Eagle three, copy. 637 00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,791 Eagle three, this is Hawk one, do you copy? 638 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,275 I can't hear you. I don't... 639 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:07,637 Now I don't hear you at all, speak more clearly! 640 00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:12,351 Come in, Siriscevic... 641 00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,429 You know, lieutenant, I know a guy who actually fucked 642 00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:16,868 that famous folk singer. 643 00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:18,513 What did he say, how was she?! - He doesn't know. 644 00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:21,632 He says he was so drunk that he couldn't remember a thing. 645 00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:25,990 You're really crazy! 646 00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:41,275 Yesterday, at the 7th anniversary of Tito's death, 647 00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:44,989 Yugoslavia stopped once again. In all the villages and towns, 648 00:50:45,240 --> 00:50:49,279 from North to South, sirens were sounded at 1 5:04, 649 00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:55,914 to honour the greatest son of our peoples... 650 00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:02,114 Stop jerking off!. 651 00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:07,229 Budiscak, stop it. - Leave your dick alone and try reading. 652 00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:10,956 Comrades, please! - So, you pussy. 653 00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:13,715 Brown-nosing the boss, eh? 654 00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:18,272 I thought about it and I finally realised, 655 00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:21,557 I don't have problems with the army any more. 656 00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:29,193 My superior is like a father to me. - Like a father? - Yes! 657 00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,436 Like a father. - Strict but fair? 658 00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:36,270 Strict but fair. Like a father. 659 00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:41,919 Listen, doctor, 660 00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:45,599 am I just drunk, or did you fuck somebody? 661 00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:50,428 A gentleman never tells. 662 00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:56,589 Get up... Move, move... 663 00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:17,595 Comrades, at twenty-three thirty, some two hours ago, 664 00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:22,238 Albanian troops started a final line-up along our border 665 00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:25,160 Sixteen thousand Albanians are crouched waiting 666 00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:27,356 to catch us off guard. 667 00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,869 But what they will catch is my cock. 668 00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:33,275 The third army is on high alert, 669 00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:38,110 but our Border Post must repel the first attack. 670 00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:43,596 In this attack, I don't want to lie to you, 671 00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:49,910 many of us will die, but we are ready for this 672 00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,238 and we've always been prepared for this. 673 00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:58,753 If someone is not ready to give his life for Yugoslavia, 674 00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:02,268 step forward and I will kill him myself. 675 00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:07,638 If they want war, they'll get war! 676 00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:11,389 This thing will not end, comrade soldiers, 677 00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:13,556 until we've fucked the mother 678 00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:15,796 of each and every Albanian piece of shit... 679 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,672 Admit it, doc. You won't go to hell. 680 00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:21,918 We'll drive them down to the Adriatic 681 00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:24,640 and then force them into the sea. 682 00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:28,594 Like kittens, we will drown them one by one until 683 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:31,872 Only their little white caps are left floating. 684 00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:40,399 Stand up! You motherfuckers! Corporal. - Yes, sir. 685 00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:42,278 Take them away. 686 00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:48,755 Attention! Left face! Forward march! 687 00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:06,670 Hey, doctor. Doctor! - What? 688 00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:11,311 Don't shout. Come on, get up. - What is it? 689 00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:13,636 Your homeland needs you. We're going out to a pub. 690 00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:17,276 What pub? Are you fucking out of your mind, you idiot? 691 00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:20,352 Pasic will kill you for this. Go away. 692 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,397 We drank a little bit. 693 00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:38,989 Basically, we drank everything we had 694 00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:41,156 and we needed someone to drive us, 695 00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:42,674 so that we can go on drinking. 696 00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:44,393 You were the only one we could trust with such 697 00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:46,318 a demanding responsibility. 698 00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:53,476 When drinking, it doesn't matter how much you can drink, 699 00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:57,155 but knowing when to throw up. Very good. 700 00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:58,549 Here to serve the people! 701 00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:00,557 You get an extra leave for this. 702 00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:02,915 Repeat that tomorrow, when you're sober. - Not tomorrow. 703 00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:04,599 It's now, take it or leave it! 704 00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:07,519 I leave it then. - Much appreciated! 705 00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:11,076 Excellent! - Comrade Lieutenant, I'm driving. 706 00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:14,912 Didn't know, sorry! 707 00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,915 Siriscevic, you bastard, 708 00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:22,956 when will you finally give me my salary? 709 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:26,476 Sir, I gave it to your wife, as you ordered. 710 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:30,192 Oh, right. So you did. 711 00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:35,590 Fuck, what a gynaecology. 712 00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:51,349 A traveller I am, and so is my friend. 713 00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:56,037 That magic woman put a spell on us with no end, 714 00:55:56,200 --> 00:56:00,512 Hey my friend, friends we'll always be, 715 00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:05,629 Don't let that woman come between you and me... 716 00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:10,114 A horrible place. - What did you say? 717 00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:12,231 I said what a horrible place! 718 00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,992 Is Paunovic going to fuck me over in the morning? 719 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:19,192 When in the morning? - When he goes to see Colonel. 720 00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:20,389 And that's in the morning, already? 721 00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,989 Yes. That's why we're here, to say goodbye. 722 00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:24,519 If he walks to Belgrade, 723 00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:26,517 we'll never see each other again. 724 00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:28,955 Thank fucking God! - Yes. 725 00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:33,790 Up your mother's cunt three times! - Yes, sir! 726 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:39,279 Will he fuck me over? - Why don't you ask him yourself? 727 00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:45,192 Can't. I'm scared. - Don't be scared, sir, I love you. 728 00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:51,994 Who's that? - Corp. Petrovic, he is in charge of transfers. 729 00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:00,993 I'll tell her, and so should you. 730 00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:05,159 She must choose to whom she'll belong. 731 00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:19,518 Was she a good fuck? - Fuck off. - Why fuck off, 732 00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:22,148 just tell me if she's a good fuck. - Who? 733 00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:25,995 No one, sir, we're checking out these whores here. 734 00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:49,511 See that one over there? - Which one? - The tiger woman. 735 00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:52,236 With that guy kissing her neck? 736 00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:55,034 That one. I got it from her... 737 00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:59,279 Ah, yeah? - And the guy kissing her is a classmate of mine, 738 00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:01,630 we were roommates at the academy. 739 00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:05,992 So, will you warn your roommate? 740 00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:09,996 I don't give a fuck. 741 00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:06,193 C'mon now, you motherfuckers, shoot, shoot. 742 00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:09,318 Enver Hoxha can Fuck your mother! 743 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:12,633 Why don't you shoot now? Let me go. 744 00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:33,194 Siriscevic, I decided that you should go with Paunovic. 745 00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:34,719 Where, to Dedinje?! 746 00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:36,592 You want me to walk to Belgrade with him?! 747 00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:38,756 No, you'll just escort him to the garrison, 748 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:42,879 I want to make sure he is gone. - Ah, that's alright. 749 00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:46,755 What do you think, will Paunovic fuck me over? 750 00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:56,153 He will. - You think so? - A hundred percent sure. 751 00:59:56,720 --> 01:00:00,110 That he will fuck me over? - Consider it a done deal. 752 01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:04,837 Don't, Paunovic, please. I'm waiting for my transfer. 753 01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:06,917 Please, don't. - I won't, sir, really. 754 01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:09,350 You won't? - Honest, I won't. 755 01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:11,795 What's the matter with you? - Why did you tell me he would? 756 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,070 Just joking. - Oh, fuck you. 757 01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:17,033 Listen, once you Leave for Belgrade, 758 01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:19,395 you don't have to walk all the time. 759 01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:21,636 Take a train or a bus now and then. 760 01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:23,717 But you never heard this from me. 761 01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:25,478 I don't know what to say, 762 01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:29,434 except have a safe trip, this is a great honour. 763 01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:32,033 Thank you, Comrade Lieutenant. 764 01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:39,111 And don't hold it against me if l... - Same here, sir. 765 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,798 I don't know what came over me, I am really sorry. 766 01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:46,833 So where are you off to? - What do you mean? 767 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,515 To Tito's grave. - You're a total retard. - What? 768 01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:52,995 I mean, if you wanted to run away... 769 01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:55,350 Why do you need all this shit? 770 01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:58,836 And why is the gentleman fucking the lieutenant's wife? 771 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:01,673 Why are you quiet now? If you had to fuck someone... 772 01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:04,075 Why d'you fucking care who I fuck? 773 01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:06,519 Oops. 774 01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:14,029 Okay, now can you carry me for a bit? - What do you mean? 775 01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:15,309 Go on, carry me. 776 01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:17,510 Like the partisans, when they rescued their wounded. 777 01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:19,477 Go on, please. 778 01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:26,352 My dear Sasha, where did our love go, 779 01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:33,318 that I really want to know... 780 01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:35,790 Hey, doc, what did you say I was? - A retard. 781 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,319 I have to remember that one. 782 01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:40,512 ...and do you remember our times... 783 01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:25,439 There you go, mate. - l' ll miss you, doc. 784 01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:28,668 Don't be a pussy. 785 01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:46,713 You didn't promise her anything? - No. 786 01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:47,790 That's the most important thing, 787 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,115 never make any promises. 788 01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:52,835 I just told her I'd show her the sea. - Show her the sea? 789 01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:54,752 Are you out of your mind? 790 01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:58,111 Showing the sea is not a commitment. 791 01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:01,471 Not a commitment? Everything is a commitment, man. 792 01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:03,113 You don't know officers' wives. 793 01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:04,878 She's not a typical officer's wife. 794 01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:07,958 Not a typical officer's wife? - No! - No? 795 01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:13,238 Paunovic, is it? - Yes, sir Comrade Colonel. 796 01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:22,711 Here is how it will be, Paunovic. 797 01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:24,148 Five soldiers and one camera 798 01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:26,316 will be following you at all times. 799 01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:29,797 I will join you near Pec and Kragujevac and finally 800 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,878 for the entrance to Belgrade. Sit down. 801 01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:45,391 Excellent, Paunovic. Excellent. Here, have one. 802 01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:47,676 Thank you, sir, I don't smoke. 803 01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:52,439 Journalists are in the next room. 804 01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:56,236 I invited them to film a story 805 01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:58,590 about you, a story that will serve as a bright example 806 01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:01,997 to young boys and girls of all our peoples and minorities. 807 01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:05,033 Don't be scared of them, they won't bother you for long, 808 01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:09,079 I'll do most of the talking. Everything's arranged. 809 01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:10,918 I just need to prepare you for some questions. Understood? 810 01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:14,789 Yes, sir. - First they'll ask you how you came up with 811 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:18,310 the idea to walk to Dedinje. What will you tell them? 812 01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:21,312 Lieutenant Pasic talked me into it. 813 01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:24,194 Wait a moment, you can't say that. 814 01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:30,678 Here's what you will say: 'President Josip Broz Tito 815 01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:34,031 did so much for us that I felt compelled 816 01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:39,274 that the least what l, a soldier, can do... ' 817 01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:42,592 Permission to speak, sir. - Speak! 818 01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:47,954 I don't want to go to Tito's grave, sir. 819 01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:51,037 What do you mean? 820 01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:53,959 I don't want to go to Tito's grave, sir. 821 01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:58,557 Comrade Colonel, I request permission to explain. 822 01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:01,719 What do you mean? - I didn't want to... 823 01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:07,230 Sir... Lieutenant Pasic 824 01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:11,396 threatened me and said that I had to go... 825 01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:15,354 I think 826 01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:21,191 he hates me, sir... 827 01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:28,552 He told me... he told me he would suck my blood, 828 01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:30,432 that's what he said... 829 01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:37,232 that's what he said. ' I'll suck your blood'! 830 01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:41,677 Stop it! - He cursed my mother, sir. 831 01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:45,919 Did you or did you not volunteer to walk to Belgrade? 832 01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:47,872 Look me in the eye! 833 01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:51,315 He talked you into this? 834 01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:59,153 Fuck you, motherfuckers! - And me... what could I do, sir? 835 01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:05,037 Fuck all your mothers. Listen young man, you are going now! 836 01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:09,995 Understand? No fucking around. You're going. 837 01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:21,950 I got up and started writing a letter to Safet. 838 01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:25,190 I told him everything. 839 01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:30,994 About us. On four pages. And then I tore them to pieces... 840 01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:35,391 Don't mess around with that. 841 01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:38,196 You know that he can make my life up there 842 01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:41,876 a complete misery. - He can even kill you. 843 01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:47,712 Don't joke with that. 844 01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:54,199 Who do you fear more, him or me? 845 01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:03,354 Is the sea really that salty? 846 01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:10,519 Just let me fuck you. - I'll let you do anything. 847 01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:15,398 Anything you want, just be good to me. 848 01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:20,238 Will you be good to me? - I'll be good to you. 849 01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:24,957 Say you'll be good to me. - I'll be good to you, I will. 850 01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:37,231 Comrades, I regret to inform you that solider Paunovic, 851 01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:39,431 who was supposed to start his journey on foot this morning 852 01:07:39,640 --> 01:07:41,278 to Dedinje, fell down and broke his left leg. 853 01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:43,112 Today, of all days? 854 01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:45,995 The officer who was supposed to have him relieved 855 01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:49,118 of all duties did not follow my orders. I guarantee 856 01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:51,880 that he will be dealt with appropriately! 857 01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:55,709 I'd like to ask all of you to accept my apologies. 858 01:07:56,120 --> 01:07:58,395 But it is soldier Paunovic who feels worst of all. 859 01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:01,359 He cried like a baby because he couldn't go. 860 01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:06,157 Have them pick some gladiolas for our comrade journalists. 861 01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:08,112 Go on, serve the drinks. 862 01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:13,796 Why are you scratching your balls while I speak?! Cheers! 863 01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:39,790 Wash your hands and let's have lunch. 864 01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:54,033 I wish it could stay like this forever. 865 01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:57,319 I'll stay with my mother until you finish your service. 866 01:08:57,520 --> 01:08:59,272 I'll wait for you there. 867 01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:05,749 Eat shit! Eat shit! - Don't, Comrade Colonel sir, 868 01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:08,434 please, don't! - You miserable piece of shit, 869 01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:11,280 what kind of a soldier are you? 870 01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:13,357 Call the M.P'. s right now! 871 01:09:43,480 --> 01:09:48,076 Pasic. - Pasic! - Yes, Comrade Colonel, sir. 872 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:52,879 Fuck your mother. - I understand, sir! 873 01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:56,392 What do you understand?! - Nothing, sir! 874 01:09:57,080 --> 01:10:02,074 You understand nothing?! Fuck your dear sweet mother! 875 01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:05,915 Comrade... - Shut up! Who gave you the permission to speak? 876 01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:09,435 And who is this cunt you sent me?! 877 01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:11,358 I sent him this morning, sir. 878 01:10:11,560 --> 01:10:13,710 I am asking you, you Bosnian piece of shit?! 879 01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:15,831 Who is the fucking incapable cunt, 880 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,719 who you sent to embarrass me in front of the journalists? 881 01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:21,150 He cried to me that he didn't want to go to Belgrade, 882 01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:23,032 that you talked him into it. 883 01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:24,997 Fucking hell, Pasic, you came after me to fuck me up?! 884 01:10:25,200 --> 01:10:28,112 Sir, I didn't! He volunteered, sir! 885 01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:30,709 He came to me asking to let him go. 886 01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:33,195 He didn't volunteer. Don't lie to me! 887 01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:34,873 Sir, allow me to... - Don't lie, 888 01:10:35,080 --> 01:10:38,436 Pasic, just tell me, like a man, 889 01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:40,471 I wanted to fuck up the Colonel. 890 01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:44,878 No, sir, I didn't, I have a witness. 891 01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:48,516 Yes, you did, Pasic. You wanted to fuck me and you did. 892 01:10:48,760 --> 01:10:52,673 Well done! And oh, am I going to fuck you up in return! 893 01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:55,189 I'll crush you like a worm, you peasant! 894 01:10:55,440 --> 01:10:57,112 Sir, let me. Please... 895 01:10:57,360 --> 01:11:00,636 Shut up, you horse's ass, and listen carefully. 896 01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:03,877 Don't send any more transfer requests. Useless. 897 01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:05,877 Any request that comes from you, 898 01:11:06,040 --> 01:11:07,712 I will personally tear it up. 899 01:11:07,920 --> 01:11:10,070 You will never move from that mountain. 900 01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:13,113 Get it, Pasic? You're a dead man! 901 01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:15,231 Wolves will eat you up there. 902 01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:18,870 Cunt. Are you there? 903 01:11:27,960 --> 01:11:31,396 Fuck off, you ape! - What did you say?! 904 01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:34,438 Exactly what you heard, fuck you, you ape, 905 01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:39,037 that's what I'm telling you! You can kiss my ass. 906 01:11:39,240 --> 01:11:42,437 I shit on each and every flower you ever planted. 907 01:11:59,840 --> 01:12:01,990 May you rest in peace, Pasic. 908 01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:09,629 Ilievski! - Yes, Comrade Colonel. 909 01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:15,829 Take a patrol and bring that circumcised idiot here... 910 01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:17,871 Yes, sir. - Hold on. 911 01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:24,475 On a leash. Like a dog. - Yes, I understand sir. 912 01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:30,513 Last night, crowds started to gather 913 01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:32,159 at Kosovo Polje at 18.00 hours, 914 01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:34,191 for a meeting that lasted for seven hours. 915 01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:35,998 In this Prishtina suburb, 916 01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:38,077 some 15 thousand residents of Kosovo 917 01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:42,637 met in front of the Community Centre. 918 01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:46,111 More than seventy persons took part in the discussion. 919 01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:49,192 No one is allowed to beat you. It has never been 920 01:12:49,440 --> 01:12:52,637 in the nature of the Serb and the Montenegrin people 921 01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:54,558 to retreat when faced with obstacles, 922 01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:58,036 to demobilise when it is time to fight... 923 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:33,719 What are you doing in there? - Nothing. 924 01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:38,436 I should go. - It's raining. Stay a while. 925 01:13:48,320 --> 01:13:50,754 Running away? - I'm not running. 926 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:53,673 I need to go. You know that. 927 01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:57,114 I told you, don't play with me. 928 01:13:57,600 --> 01:14:02,833 Wait till this is all over. This fucking army business. 929 01:14:03,040 --> 01:14:04,314 Pass me my panties. 930 01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:08,190 Till life gets back to normal. 931 01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:10,755 There's no such thing as normal life, my Dalmatian. 932 01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:13,150 Yes, there is... - No, there isn't. 933 01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:14,958 Everyone promises a normal life, 934 01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:17,594 and then something more important always comes up. 935 01:14:25,440 --> 01:14:28,193 I love you. - Don't say that. 936 01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:40,431 Who'll tell him, you or l? - I will. 937 01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:45,395 He could really make trouble. 938 01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:52,311 Stay a while, please. 939 01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:47,073 Sinisa... Please. I can't stay alone! 940 01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:50,639 Lt'll be alright. 941 01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:59,278 It'll all be alright, hear me? 942 01:16:01,160 --> 01:16:03,116 I'll tell him tonight. 943 01:16:20,600 --> 01:16:21,800 He will kill him! 944 01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:22,198 He will kill him! 945 01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:43,914 It's off... It's on... - What the fuck are you doing? 946 01:16:44,120 --> 01:16:46,111 It's the contact, sir, I can't... 947 01:16:46,320 --> 01:16:48,470 Fuck it, get another vehicle. 948 01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:50,238 There is no other vehicle, sir. 949 01:16:50,440 --> 01:16:51,998 Major Djokovic went out hunting. 950 01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:56,352 Fuck. What is it? - It's off! - Move over. 951 01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:01,999 It's on! 952 01:17:59,960 --> 01:18:03,635 What did you do to me, Paunovic? - Nothing. 953 01:18:06,840 --> 01:18:08,512 I was just joking. 954 01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:15,119 You're not angry at me, are you? - No, I'm not. 955 01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:42,395 Come on, come on! 956 01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:51,835 You're such an idiot, Safet. You're fucking me 957 01:18:52,440 --> 01:18:54,749 and someone else is fucking your wife. 958 01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:58,274 Come on! 959 01:18:58,840 --> 01:19:01,229 Stop! He'll kill him. 960 01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:03,716 Who allowed you to mention my wife, 961 01:19:03,920 --> 01:19:06,957 you fucking Belgrade faggot. Faggot! 962 01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:33,796 Where are you, asshole? 963 01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:44,196 Come out if you have the balls! I fuck your mother! 964 01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:50,878 Asshole! Where are you, asshole? - Here I am. 965 01:20:05,440 --> 01:20:08,671 Can you take me up with you? - We're on a mission, comrade. 966 01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:12,634 I must come with you. I beg you! - Move to the back. 967 01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:22,234 That was a great fight. I mean, I am a pacifist, 968 01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:24,988 but even a pacifist loves to see a good fight. 969 01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:28,038 What are you doing? - Pasic and Ljuba had a fight! 970 01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:30,156 No shit?! - Honest, a real fight. 971 01:20:30,360 --> 01:20:34,592 There he is. I found the lieutenant! - Let me through! 972 01:20:40,920 --> 01:20:42,239 He did a good job, eh? 973 01:20:42,440 --> 01:20:44,431 The best thing is not to touch anything. 974 01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:47,200 If his spine is injured, we'll just fuck it up even more. 975 01:20:47,400 --> 01:20:49,868 Go up and get something hard, a door or something, 976 01:20:50,080 --> 01:20:52,355 to put him on it. Go! - Alright. 977 01:20:53,280 --> 01:20:55,191 And bring more men! - Okay. 978 01:20:58,680 --> 01:21:01,752 And bring a blanket to immobilise his neck. 979 01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:04,592 Come on, follow me! 980 01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:07,917 And call the garrison to send an ambulance. - Albanians! 981 01:21:11,480 --> 01:21:14,552 Albanians! - What the fuck is he talking about? 982 01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:28,908 People, it's them! Albanians are attacking. Hurry up! 983 01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:37,079 Albanians! - What Albanians? - Albanians are attacking! 984 01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:39,556 What Albanians, you idiot? 985 01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:41,472 How could they come from this side? 986 01:21:41,640 --> 01:21:43,278 Switch that off!. They're advancing from the rear! 987 01:21:43,480 --> 01:21:44,469 Look, it's a signal, 988 01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:45,908 they're switching the lights on and off. 989 01:21:46,120 --> 01:21:47,155 They were watching us, 990 01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:48,713 they saw this mess at our border post. 991 01:21:48,920 --> 01:21:51,434 Come on, don't just stand there a man is dying down there. 992 01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:28,156 Whores! Albanian whores! 993 01:22:29,120 --> 01:22:32,715 From North to South, From East to West... - What the fuck! 994 01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:34,958 Run! Take cover. 995 01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:41,875 It bathes in the sunshine, our pride, our Yugoslavia... 996 01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:44,270 Stop that! Stop, you idiot! 997 01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:56,394 What is it, you cunt! Want to fight? - We surrender! 998 01:22:57,560 --> 01:23:00,154 What did you say? - We surrender! 999 01:23:03,040 --> 01:23:06,999 Hands up, all of you. 1000 01:23:12,920 --> 01:23:15,992 Who fired? - He did! - He did? 1001 01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:20,879 Where's the officer? - He's not here. - Where is he? 1002 01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:23,071 On the ground, down there. - On the ground? - On the ground. 1003 01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:24,998 Show me. - Don't move him! 1004 01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:28,233 You, stay right where you are. Move it, faster! 1005 01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:41,589 Doctor! 1006 01:25:50,040 --> 01:25:52,349 Albania never attacked Yugoslavia. 1007 01:25:52,560 --> 01:25:54,232 4 years later, 1008 01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:57,800 Yugoslavia broke down in a series of bloody wars 1009 01:25:57,800 --> 01:25:59,597 among its nations. 1010 01:26:07,720 --> 01:26:10,598 Directed by 1011 01:26:11,840 --> 01:26:15,913 Screenplay 1012 01:26:16,600 --> 01:26:19,558 Producers 1013 01:26:27,480 --> 01:26:30,438 Director of photography 1014 01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:34,198 Edited by 1015 01:26:34,560 --> 01:26:37,996 Music 1016 01:26:38,840 --> 01:26:42,355 Set design 1017 01:26:42,760 --> 01:26:46,355 Costumes 1018 01:26:47,320 --> 01:26:50,471 Make up 1019 01:26:51,480 --> 01:26:54,472 Sound 1020 01:26:59,440 --> 01:27:02,512 Co-producers 1021 01:27:06,440 --> 01:27:09,079 Cast